DOSSIER:
Name: Mike Corn
Distinguishing Characteristics: Two (Count 'Em, 2) Beards, Polydactylly (Look it Up!), Borderline Insane
Last Known Where-Abouts: Frequenting a Swing Set, Eating Hot Dogs and Cake (Possibly Worm), and Dancing Around Like an Idiot
Affiliations: My 6-Year Old Son, Simon, or, Maybe Mike's Brother; Bob Mushroom
Be On The Lookout, He is Known to be Extremely Irritating and Stupid
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