WHO IS MIKE CORN?

DOSSIER:

Name: Mike Corn

Distinguishing Characteristics: Two (Count 'Em, 2) Beards, Polydactylly (Look it Up!), Borderline Insane

Last Known Where-Abouts: Frequenting a Swing Set, Eating Hot Dogs and Cake (Possibly Worm), and Dancing Around Like an Idiot

Affiliations: My 6-Year Old Son, Simon, or, Maybe Mike's Brother; Bob Mushroom

Be On The Lookout, He is Known to be Extremely Irritating and Stupid